Sunday, August 1, 2010

101 Things to Do With a Gel Pouch...Almost

"What in Merlin's name is a Gel Pouch??" you ask. A simple device really, invented by yours truly, meant to change the color of a strand of lights. Basically, a folded over piece of gel held together with some gaff and then slid on the light bulb. Yeah, I probably wasn't the first person to think of this, but they didn't work anyway. Started smoking and melting with in a couple minutes... But after spending an entire afternoon making 40+ of these things in various colors, I couldn't just let my failure rest at potential arson. Oh no, instead we came up with a list of 101 things to do with our now surplus of gel pouches. Enjoy!

101 Things to Do With a Gel Pouch
  1. hat
  2. finger puppets
  3. collapsible cup
  4. snack holder
  5. instant 3-D glasses
  6. drug holder
  7. nose for disguise
  8. obvious distraction
  9. fish carrier 
  10. goatee protector
  11. personal lime case
  12. pocket filler
  13. pocket protector
  14. straight edge
  15. miniature pillow
  16. weapon
  17. umbrella
  18. Totoro sleeping bag
  19. noise maker
  20. mini body bag (preferably for gnomes)
  21. kaleidoscope
  22. shot glass
  23. guitar pick holder
  24. mini oven mit
  25. American finger trap
  26. disco "tripifyer"
  27. finger(s) mitten
  28. oxygen holder
  29. kindling
  30. toupe
  31. card holder
  32. wallet
  33. vacuum clogger (hose)
  34. gel pouch holder
  35. light bulb holder
  36. light dimmer/changer
  37. ear warmer 
  38. cell phone/ipod holder
  39. poison holder
  40. salsa y dip holder
  41. sugar packet holder
  42. sexy antenna topper
  43. laser pointer interceptor
  44. camera picture changger
  45. pocket garbage carrier
  46. "It's a hoe down!"
  47. mega handle holder
  48. barf bag
  49. finger sack race
  50. scissor protector
  51. audio cassette protector 
  52. hyperventilation bag
  53. party in a bag
  54. firefly holder
  55.  
  56. scream muffler
  57. envelope
  58. condom
  59. fruit snack holder
  60. tea bag disposer
  61. tounge protector from hot food
  62. stop light changer
  63. microphone cover
  64. secret message holder
  65. ice cream sandwich sleeve
  66. eye patch
  67. secret message decoder
  68. drill bit holder
A lot of them are just "things that could fit in a gel pouch" and we never made it to 101, but I am quite proud of a few. Also, there never was a 55, beginnings of the "amonia bun phenomenon"? I'd like to think so.
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